I'd be much obliged if y'all could lend a hand in gettin' me a laptop or desktop device.
I reckon I need it for educational purposes, partner.
Well, partner, it's a mighty unfortunate tale I'm about to spin.
You see, my trusty laptop done up and stopped working on me yesterday.
Whilst I was toilin' away, my wee one-year-old managed to snatch it from my grasp, and alas, the screen did shatter and the laptop got bent backwards in the blink of an eye.
If thou happen to possess a trusty laptop that thou hast been ponderin' on donatin', it would be mighty meaningful to me, partner.
I kindly reckon your assistance in advance, partner.