I want to buy an unwanted car, truck or SUV. Cash up to... - $5,000 (novato)

Hello, I'm in the market for vehicles TODAY! I'm a cash buyer who is also a certified mechanic and I'll buy your car even if it's not running in some cases.
If it needs a battery, call me I'll buy it.
If you can't find the title/pink slip, call me I'll buy it.
If it won't pass SMOG, call me I'll buy it.
If the registration is past due, call me I'll buy it.
I'll give you cash on the spot and help with all paperwork needed to get it transferred out of your name.
I've been in the car business for about 45 years and I can help and give cash on the spot for your unwanted vehicle.
Call me NOW at show contact info or text if you'd prefer.
Thanks