MAc Book MacBook PRO 16" with M1 i have fine wine to trade - $3,000 (novato)

I want to trade some fine wine for a Mac Book Pro with M1 and 16" no junk please! here is what I can offer: Looking for a MacBook PRO M1 or M2 I have a ton of wine to offer in trade, if you know wine and have a MB please respond Below is some of the wines I can offer you and all in perfect condition! Thanks stupid questions will be ignored Quantity Wine ratings Price each bottle 6 2000 Calon Segur WA 94 $145 6 2009 La Conseillante WA 96 $285 1 2010 Troplong Mondot 3LITER WA 98 $950 4 2009 Joseph Drouhin Griottes Chambertin WA 94 $495 3 2001 Joseph Phelps Insignia MAGNUMS WA 98+ $695 5 2010 Yao Ming Family Reserve Cab WA 95 $375 4 1995 Giuseppe Quintarelli Recioto dell Valpolicella Classico WA 97 $310 3 1997 Giuseppe Quintarelli Valpolicella Classico Superiore WS 87 $190 1 1997 Giuseppe Quintarelli Rosso Ca' del Merlo W&S 93 $150 6 1977 Graham Vintage Port WA 93 $95