Seek Deep Tissue Massage Therapy in trade for... (sonoma)

Semi-Retired Masters Athlete, Realtor, Contractor, Mechanic, Restoration Specialist, Business Owner and Mentor with Tons of extra Tools, Equipment and Experience wishes to Trade Same (Reasonable Cash OK too) for Periodic Deep Tissue Massage Therapy.
(G Rated, Male or Female, No B.
S.
) Massage Table also available.
Please respond with your name, phone and offer - Thank you!